Close Enough For Government Work
Well we only got the one, it’s coming in from China (and that’s)
Close enough for government work
Mostly you just got a bunch of people lying to you
It’s close enough for government work
When it hit fifteen it was headed down to zero
It’s close enough for government work
We got it totally under tremendous control I’m your hero
It’s close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
We pretty much shut it down and our response is a ten (and that’s)
Close enough for government work
People are getting better just by going back to work again
It’s close enough for government work
Don’t listen to the science ‘cause only I know the truth
It’s close enough for government work
Did you see my ratings are straight through the roof
It’s close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Well I fired all the pros who woulda known what to do (and that was)
I put the VP in charge ‘cause he once had the flu
He thinks that babies come from storks and you can pray the gay away
I have full and total confidence that he can save the day
And so for six more weeks we had rallies and golf
Meanwhile overseas thousands were dying off
Then it spread like a wildfire at the speed of sound
And we ran out of masks and gloves and hospital gowns
Two weeks in we got a quarter million cases
It’s close enough for government work
I take zero responsibility for all your angry faces
It’s close enough for government work
Four thousand dead eight hundred just today
It’s close enough for government work
Maybe several hundred thousand before it goes away
It’s close enough for government work
I have no message of love and no message of hope
It’s close enough for government work
I told the nasty reporters to go piss up a rope
It’s close enough for government work
I gotta go see the wife we gotta cut this thing short
It’s close enough for government work
She put the finishing touches on our new tennis court
It’s close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work
Close enough, it’s close enough
Close enough for government work