Po Po Man
Po Po man, de Po Po man, way down yonder in Louisian’
Writin’ you a tickee fast as he can
He de Po Po man from down in Louisian’
Po Po man, de Po Po man, put the fear of god in your hand
He lickee chop when he see you in a band
He wanna look at everything in the van
Po Po man, he de Po Po, when you go you drinkee truck stop Joe
And you thank the lord when you make it to de show
With no tickee from de mean Po Po
I say de Po Po man, de Po Po man, way down yonder in Louisian’
He’ll wreck your life just because he can
He de Po Po man from down in Louisian’
Me no digee on de mean Po Po