Jack of all Heartache
Well hello there and welcome to the party
I’m so happy you decided to attend
This one goes out to the broken hearted
because the jack of all heartache is in
So step up to the bar and pick your poison
Something cold and tall is what I recommend
Trust me it will go well with the program
Because the jack of all heartache is in
Jack of all misery, jack of all shame
Jack of all teardrops and jack of all pain
Everybody’s lonely baby every now and then
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in
Every heartache has that old familiar feeling
But they always teach you new ways to be blue
Don’t you sit alone and stare up at the ceiling
Let the jack of all heartache see you through
You don’t have to dance honey you don’t have to laugh
I don’t want you changing anything on my behalf
We don’t have to play a game and you don’t have to pretend
Because the jack of all heartache is in
You may wonder why I even bother
You may have never had a heart you couldn’t mend
If it winds up in one too many pieces
Come see the jack of all heartache again
Jack of all misery, jack of all shame
Jack of all teardrops and jack of all pain
Everybody’s lonely baby every now and then
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in
Well hello there and welcome to the party
I’m so happy you decided to attend
This one goes out to the broken hearted
because the jack of all heartache is in
So step up to the bar and pick your poison
Something cold and tall is what I recommend
Trust me it will go well with the program
Because the jack of all heartache is in
Jack of all misery, jack of all shame
Jack of all teardrops and jack of all pain
Everybody’s lonely baby every now and then
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in
Every heartache has that old familiar feeling
But they always teach you new ways to be blue
Don’t you sit alone and stare up at the ceiling
Let the jack of all heartache see you through
You don’t have to dance honey you don’t have to laugh
I don’t want you changing anything on my behalf
We don’t have to play a game and you don’t have to pretend
Because the jack of all heartache is in
You may wonder why I even bother
You may have never had a heart you couldn’t mend
If it winds up in one too many pieces
Come see the jack of all heartache again
Jack of all misery, jack of all shame
Jack of all teardrops and jack of all pain
Everybody’s lonely baby every now and then
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in
That’s why the jack of all heartache is in